Warm Heart Of Africa Tour 2019 PART 1

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Motoaventures Warm Heart Of Africa Tour 2019

This is now our third tour with Motoaventures and a tour we asked Su and John to put together for us.  Our previous two tours have been unforgettable, and we were both in no doubt this would be equally as good.  Our first trip in 2010 took us from Victoria Falls in Zambia on to Namibia and into South Africa finishing in Cape Town.  In 2016 our tour again started in Victoria Falls, went through Botswana, into South Africa, Lesotho, back into South Africa and ended in Cape Town.  All these years later we were still talk about those trips as though they just ended yesterday.

This trip was going to be more on road and was all about the destinations.  We also organised 3 2-day stopovers to give us a break from riding and time to explore.

Here’s how it went…

Pre-Departure

Flew from Sydney to Johannesburg and caught a connecting flight to Victoria Falls Zimbabwe the following day. 

 

Booked into the wonderful Ilala Lodge hotel at Victoria Falls where we stayed previously.  It’s still a beautiful hotel and we feel right at home there. 

This trip we had two couples from our local farming community joining us.  Sick of hearing our stories from previous trips they’ve decided to come along.

One of the local residents, right outside our room door.  Baboons are not to be messed with.  Warthog, monkeys, water buck and hippo are also regular visitors to the lawns outside the rooms.

The “Booze Cruise” was on again except this time we were lucky to catch elephant crossing the mighty Limpopo and see the spectacular sunset once again.

Following day, a walked from the hotel to the falls.  We’ve done this before but it’s well worth it, the falls are an awesome sight.

 

There is a tour that takes you to a pool on the edge of the falls, if that’s your thing then go for it.

Picture of the “Dunoon Mob” with uncle David…please pardon the exhibitionist in the cap, just can’t help himself.

The day prior to departure we crossed the border into Botswana and picked up the bikes.

 

John, our tour leader fitted the GPS’s, equipment checked, and everything made ready for tomorrows departure. 

 

Motoaventures have a very well-equipped medic on team and everyone must have all insurances, including repatriation insurance. ... that’s Dan the medic playing with his toys. 

Day 1 - Victoria Falls to Matobo Hills - Zimbabwe.

Kick off.  Everything packed and excited to get going except It’s bloody cold!!  We’re in Zimbabwe, what the hell! 

Ride as on mainly straight road but the countryside is so different to Australia that made it interesting.  After an hour stopped by an old steam locomotive to regroup and discuss breaks etc. 

Past a load on bikes on a Compass Tour which I believe goes from Cape to Cairo.  Road on for to our first fuel stop. 

John is good at stopping on the side of the road where there are wood carving or fuel vendors.  These guys must think Christmas has come early because the group always buys a few things.

Five dollars goes a long way in Zimbabwe.

We filled up on the side of the road from the 44-gallon drum on the trailer.  Fuel situation in Zimbabwe is not good, most petrol stations without fuel. 

Next stop Matoba Hills, a beautiful lodge. 

Always amazes me how, after riding through such desolate countryside, we always seem to pop up at this oasis in the middle of nowhere.  The ride in was interesting, dirt and a bit of sand.

Pre-dinner drinks in front of an open fire followed by dinner under a thatched roof. Excellent day.

 

DAY 2 - Matobo Hills To Pamuzinda Safari Lodge – Zimbabwe.

Another cold morning.  I’m talking 8 degrees.  Most of us left all our warm clothing at Vic Falls.  This morning I have two T-shirts, a long sleeve shirt, two buffs, a T-shirt over my long sleeve and my Gore-Tex inner liner over everything.  I’m still cold!! 

Started the day off with a Rhino experience. 

All piled into an old Land Rover army vehicle and went looking for rhino. 

After a short search found them.  We stood upwind and 10 meters away, quite an experience.  Had there been a wind change it would have been interesting…maybe not for the slowest runner!! 

 

Left at 10.  Ride out fun.  Roads straight again but countryside interesting. 

 

The villages are FULL of people, goats and vehicles, nobody really bothered and everyone thinks they have the right of way. 

Beautiful accommodation again and a two day stop over.

Day 3 - Dunhu Ramambo Selous - Zimbabwe

Staying at the Pamuzinda Safari Lodge. 

Breakfast followed by a Game walk. 

 

The lodge cat, Leo, decided to tag along as a non-paying client…very entertaining. 

We pasted the sausage tree used as a fertility drug which just so happened to be next to the gonhorrea tree used to treat guess what!!! 

Saw wildebeest, giraffe and impala.  Joseph, our guide, imparted some of his vast knowledge as we plodded along.  I managed to lose my glasses so all I have left is my emergencies!!

 

We had lunch under a huge fig, very “out of Africa”, truly amazing. 

 

Late afternoon saw us on a vehicle mounted game drive to the edges of the property. 

Giraffe, zebra, assorted plains game and the obligatory “Sun Downer” which involves stopping in a beautiful location, slamming down a few drinks and telling the other cars what they missed seeing…all true of course. 

Dinner cooked on an open fire under the stars. 

The lions next door were in fine fettle waking me up several times in the night.  They were a few kilometres off but sounded like they were outside my room.

Day 4 - Dunhu Ramambo Selous to Tete - Zimbabwe - Mozambique

Today is the day of the first “real” border crossing and what a grand crossing it was. However, before we reached there, we took some time out for a well-earned detour…more commonly known has following the “fuk-r-we bird”.  Note John in background on sat phone.

It took 4 hours and was shear bloody chaos.  As we rode in a wave of “helpers” started chasing us down.  Money changers, “Mister…follow me, I will help you” people and an assortment of other pirates none of whom are in uniform.  The “fees” change by the minute and absolutely everyone is on the take.  Its soul destroying, because as long as this keeps happening these countries are going nowhere fast.  Cash only and a mix of US dollars and local currency.  One of the charges is called the TIP.  We thought it was a play on words but actually stands for “Temporary Import Permit” …. right!  On paying the last, “yes this is the last fee”, another fee would have to be paid.  The person in charge of putting visa’s in passports also known as the VIP (Visa in Passport) managed to put Rosie’s visa in Louise’s passport and vice versa.  What a circus!

On a positive note, the ride was interesting, we had a few laughs at the border, and they had excellent samosas and it would be remiss of me not to mention the roadside snacks, guaranteed to clean your system out.

 

As I write this, an elephant has just walked past my tent within 10 meters.  Janice has been waiting for 10 minutes for it to move on!  This is a truly magical place.

Because of the delay at the border we would arrive in Tete on dark. 

We pushed on to the hotel, lane splitting, pavement hoping, right side, wrong side just madness, everyone pushing on to the hotel for a cold beer.

Day 5 – Tete to Kumbali - Mozambique - Malawi

We knew the accommodation at the next stop was going to be great and we had a two night lay over.

 

The ride was very straight forward again but what lay in the way was another border crossing.  Exiting these countries is relatively easy, once you’ve managed to brush the touts aside there’s just one form to fill in and your through. 

I noted on a couple of forms in the occupation section we have a “town bike” and a “gynaecological model” travelling with us…who would have thought. Entering is a whole other story.  The Malawi border was much the same as the Mozambique border, total chaos, corrupt and just a very unpleasant experience.  Looking back on it now, I would have missed it for the world!!!

It's such a place of contrasts.  One minute you're in the chaos at the border then next minute you're here... wow!

Once you’re through the border you are back in wonderful Africa.  Everyone waves and smiles and it’s a very pleasant and positive experience.  The sunsets have to be seen to be believed.  The resort on the shores of Lake Malawi was outstanding and the lake is very beautiful.

 

Day 6 – Kumbali - Malawi

 

Day off, send in washing, catchup on emails, send messages out and chill.  We took a boat out to a small island with a good population of sea eagles. 

It’s great to see these places are being looked after because they are teaming with birds and untouched by humans. 

 

The group is bonding well, and I am starting to relax.

 

Day 7 - Kumbali To Lilongwe - Malawi

Today’s ride took us from the shores of beautiful Lake Malawi to the capital Lilongwe. 

Great ride up into the ranges.

The local craftsmen carve toys out of wood and they are beautifully made, real “Ye-old-world” craftmanship.  Sadly, I didn’t buy one, but these guys are talented. 

 

Our accommodation took us past the Presidential Palace which was totally over the top.  Sadly Malawi is one of the poorest countries in Africa, but their president sees fit to live like a king…probably because he believes he is one and like most politicians and presidents they really don’t give a shit about the people as long as they and their clan, are doing well. 

Again, beautiful accommodation, cold beer and first-class food. 

There’s one sound a remember from growing up in East Africa and that’s the sound of sprinklers watering the lawn on blistering hot days.  Today I heard it again and many happy memories came flooding back to me.

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